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Name: ¢ MONTY THE HC WHORE ¢ Country: Fiji State: YOUR PANTS (SA<3) Birthday: 9/24/1989 Gender: Female
Interests: PORN (Puppy/Food/Belleville), OBSESSION, Steve-O's mystical vagina, Maria's hottness, Andrew's wenis, Terra's guava juice, *SHINEY* stuff, greg's breast reduction surgery, AAALLIGATOR, ZIPPERS (ILY Ra) PUSS in BOOTS, Being gay with Julia, `THE BITCH SQUAD`, Stoker not headbanging, I'M NOT A SEAL LIZ, my unborn child from Nathan, MY SALSA OWNS YOUR MILKSHAKE MEREDITH, Jewish mothers, MISTER LEWIS' HIDDEN CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE, the SIX & NINE team, my fat cow, chips & ketchup, Porn emoticons, NOT YOU :'] Expertise: Crowd surfing to The Casualties, Angering Jake's fangirls, Giving my entire freaking CD collection to Meredith, Numbering overpopulated Steves, Stealing Eric's pickle, knocking at your door before the sun has set, The Home Depot/Victoria's Secret plan, `Providing` for JENA, Exposing Lu in wet seal, Hooking up with Moses, Pole Dancing, Being the CRUSH to her SHARKBAIT, having non-exsistant dogs, HITCHHIKING, jerseyfuck, YOUR MOTHER.
Message: message me Website: visit my website AIM: PrissyGirl Nine
Member Since:
5/15/2004
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This Xanga now belongs to Eric since he likes it so much.
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^ My new Xanga.
Later kids. It's been real.
<3TammY | | |
| QUESTIONS ANSWERED
^ I answered every single mediocre question thrown at me. Some were boring, some were amusing, some were even thought provoking. Imagine that.
First day of school was...alright. Schoolish, as I told my mom. Spencer's in my History class, which is verrrry cool. Joe is in two of my classes and was nice enough to give me a welcome back grope. Steve#2 is also in two classes and he kept making me laugh all through both.
Afterwards, while I was on the bus with Mugdha and Tristan, Jake, Kayleigh, and Charlize called my cell to ask how my first day was, which made me kinda warm and fuzzy. Tristan answered the phone once though *groan* and he was like `You have a deep voice!` to Jake....urgh, that's Tristan for you. I met Mini tristan, though! He's so funny.
EDNATE EDNATE EDNATE!!! He's no longer `hot eighth grader` but `hot freshman`. God, I'm such a pedophile. (What would I...DO?!?!?!) He was wearing a bright yellow shirt. And so was George, alksflkadf.
I miss last year a little. When I was sitting in Gym, listening to Mrs. Clark shriek, I just remembered stuff. I looked over to the top left corner and remembered that's were we got down during our first homecoming.
I looked to the right wall-mat and thought of the time Mueller pushed me (while I was on freakin' rollerblades) in to it.
I saw the bleachers, and got a picture of Julia's hairband getting thrown behind it.
I even thought of Mop-head-kid, and how weird he was.
I looked at the second line from the right, and remembered my squad line from the BEST phys ed class EVER. Not to mention the best english class.
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Well...here's to another fabulous (hopefully even more?) year. L'CHAIM (said drunkenly...ILY Fuck)
<3TammY | | |
| In the spirit of back to school...*groan* I've decided to get back in the swing of answering questions | | |
| `I can't get a date so I'll just buy Tammy`
...Thanks, Allie. Love you too.
Obviously returned from board bonding night. Fall term's going to be extremely cool.
Oh, and say hello to The `H.O.R.R` Board. Top secret shit. Rather fun.
AIM WAS BEING A BITCHTARD AND WON'T LET ME IM PEOPLE BACK! I'm so sorry if you messaged me, I'm not trying to ignore you, honest.
I did, revamp my profile, with more AIM quotes, and a lyric for everyone on my freakin' profile. It took me SO long to find suitable lyrics for everyone, and I got lazy on Spencer's so his makes zero sense.
If you can't check it out the normal way, here's a quick link
-------> http://www.aimprofiles.com/profile.php?string=SexuallyDysIexic&sn=SexuallyDysIexic&b=c
Yawn. Bed. Now. BYEZIEZ--->!!!111
<3 `Irish H.O.R.R` | | |
| Updating with real stuff, and yes.
THE BEACH
Fantastic time, as anticipated. The waves were...a lot rougher this time around. I mean, the ocean could've been charged for rape and assault. But it was really fun, and the boardwalk was cool as usual. We discovered The Hungry Surfer, like, THE BEST burger place EVER. It was like an orgasm with ketchup.
The third day, we went to the little amusement park, and rode stuff. Yes, eloquent, I realize. But we called a couple people from one hundered feet in the air, aka the ferris wheel which helped me get over my mechanical shit anxiety. But OHMAGAH, the people working the rides were ALL wearing the md shirt and I was just all `...you have GOT to be kidding me`. T'was a little offputting. But we won stuff at the game places. I got a leopard (rub your big cat) named Tryphaena, a pig names Jake Casualty, a bear named Ben, and I fooled the guesser (you know, he guesses your weight, age, height, etc) so I got another bear. Weee. Rebs won a big shark and named him Airin.
Sooo, in other words, Brian no longer has his phone spam virginity. See, he's always complaining about being so virginial and his sexual prefrence being rockclimbing, so we read him articles from Cosmogirl. How's your cervical mucus, kiddo? It was....eventful, and we found out what his brother sounds when he's doing something naughty. Yes, that was quality spam, though Steve(5) was our first time and will always have a special place in our hearts, or something.
WELCOME BAAACK...
On Tuesday, I went to pick up my scheduale. I most likely have no classes with you, since I was stupid and decided to start my language sophmore year. Oh, and decided not to take normal algebra, so I think that would be something I should probably take. Right, and I opted out of art in favor or journalism, when I obviously should've taken creative writing...grawr.
But anyways, there were people there, and I opened Julia's locker, because I miss that girl. I've seen ROSE more then I've seen her, and she's one of my best friends. *sigh* Life is unfair,
So then, me, Rebs, and Gwen, went outside and watched marching band practice, ahaha. Gwen knows, like five tims, four philips, and three dans, but sorry, doesn't beat my Steves. She was going to make me look like an idiot in front of Kirk, because people seem to like to do that. I mean...okay, he's got good looks going for him, but everyone seems to think I'm in LOVE with the guy. Do I know him? No. Do I admire his Larry The Cucumber shirt? Yes. Very much.
TONIGHT
Sooo...tonight I'll be somewhere. And I think I might not tell you where I'm going, just to see how some of you crazy maryland kids will take it, since you like, always have to know where I am. I MIGHT NOT EVEN TAKE MY CELL PHONE!! Okay, fat chance, but still.Um, yes. But I'll be somewhere cool. Without you. AHAH.HAH.HA...okay, I'm done now.
You're still the one who makes me laugh,
TammY
Still the one that's my better half | | |
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